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Wish List: Business Cards

In my line of work, having a business card would be scoffed at; I'd be better served spending my money on a bunch of 'ludes.

However, in the future, I would certainly like to have some of these bad boys. Although, I would not have such an aggressively quirky outfit on:


If things really were to go my way and I become a boss, I'd definitely force everyone in my employ to get these Lego beauties:

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  1. I had to have cards in Korea since I dealt with all these Koreans on a professional basis. They're obsessed with exchanging cards over there. It was a whole ordeal with all this etiquette associated with it. It got to the point where I dreaded meeting new people.

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