Howdy, readers. School holidays are coming up, so I thought it might be prudent to return to a little feature here at ijustwanttoconquerpeopleandtheirsouls that I like to call Travel Tips. This is a place for me to pass on the hidden gems that I have discovered throughout my voyages. Loyal readers will remember that the inaugural Travel Tips post was a guide to the wonder that is the Paris Sewer System . As a nod to the Financial Crisis, I thought I'd keep it domestic this time. Just because you don't have any dinero doesn't mean you can't have a good time . With that, I present to you Veronica Montebellucci's guide to Austin, Texas! Now, I will just put this out there: Austin is no Big D, little a, double L, A, S. Unfortunately, there aren't so many women who look like this: Instead, there seem to be more girls that look like this*: Really, Austin? I know you like to keep it "weird" but I can see this kind of shit in Williamsburg and that ...