In my line of work, having a business card would be scoffed at; I'd be better served spending my money on a bunch of 'ludes. However, in the future, I would certainly like to have some of these bad boys. Although, I would not have such an aggressively quirky outfit on: If things really were to go my way and I become a boss, I'd definitely force everyone in my employ to get these Lego beauties: