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Rant: Bangs

I just got bangs. I think I look like Brenda Walsh:


* Yowser!

But the Manimal keeps calling me "Crom". 
Some googling alerted me to the fact that this may not be some cute nickname but rather an allusion to the fact that I look like an extra from Conan the Barbarian:


Well, I am not in the Cult of Doom, is that clear?! If anything I am one step closer to being Dylan McKay's obsession! Take that, Manimal!




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