Rave: Search Results

I just thought I would alert you, readers, to my absolute new favorite thing. I have a Google Analytics account which lets me monitor many interesting facts about ijustwanttoconquerpeopleandtheirsouls. I can tell, for example, that I have a reader in the Faroe Islands (awww yeah!), or exactly how many people navigate away hastily after realizing where they are (answer: a lot).

But easily the most entertaining report is the one which lets me see what search items have led people here. What are people trying to find when they inadvertently end up at my virtual doorstep?

It is in this data, friends, that my own psychoticness is laid bare in front of me. For example, these are the top search items from this week:

1.	"old man marley" cat poster		1.00	00:00:00	100.00%	100.00%
2.	13th century fighter images	1	3.00	00:00:51	100.00%	0.00%
3.	businessman subway	1	1.00	00:00:00	100.00%	100.00%
4.	conquer people and their souls	1	2.00	00:00:07	100.00%	0.00%
5.	find a mistress that will shank me	1	1.00	00:00:00	100.00%	100.00%
6.	i just want to conquer people and their souls	1	1.00	00:00:00	100.00%	100.00%
7.	johnny kobra kai	1	3.00	00:11:44	100.00%	0.00%
8.	nsfw rave photos

Amazing!

I particularly like number 5.

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